Thursday, February 08, 2007

how to eat at hot pot city

1. order broth.

there are a bunch of kinds of broths, i had meat because im a killahh. if you want one of the ones with "preserved egg" in it you have to order ahead or something, i dont really get that part.

2. get ingredients

put the meat and veggies on the big plate they give you unless you want to get juice on your shirt. the crabs are complicated to cook but everyone there had one so i did too. i didn't clean it right or something and it kinda messed up the rest of my soup so dont get one unless you know stuff about crabs

3. put a little bit of ingredients in your broth

start with the crabs, they take longer than anything according to the guy, and then the meat and then last add the veggies. the meat is all thinsliced so it takes like a minute to cook

4. take the ingredients out and put them in the little bowl with a little broth

THIS TAKES STRENGTH SO MAKE SURE YOU WORK OUT! if you want to let the meat cool or some shit, put it on that little plate (that's what it's for!) you can also put some sauce (not pictured) in the bowl because that broth is kinda bland right?

5. eat it

if you need this explained you are stupid so shut up ok?

6. add another SMALL batch of stuff

your little bowl is tiny and you don't want stuff to get cold while you're eating it so don't just dump it all in at once, you stupid slob! have a little class! if youre good you can offset this just right so you are still eating the last batch when you put in the next batch and when you're ready for it it's all good to go. its okay if you don't get this down your first time going, nobody's going to laugh at you or punch you in the mouth or anything.

7. repeat until dead

this is an all you can eat deal, and its not like soda costs extra or anything.

don't be a pussy.


At Friday, April 06, 2007 4:22:00 AM, Blogger carls said...

i thought you arent supposed to eat the crab itself, it was just for the crab snot or something.

At Friday, April 06, 2007 6:41:00 AM, Blogger Pete said...

where did you hear that vicious rumor?


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