Wednesday, October 25, 2006

halloween minus 5

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Time for a new update... according to PATRICK

Pat: pete it is no longer the seventeenth day of october

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

the seventeenth day of october, year of our lord the two thousand and sixth: thor's day.

today for lunch: two (2) bagels
one (1) pear
one (1) orange (navel)

Sunday, October 15, 2006

1 hour later


it tasted real bad and i cut my lip trying to bite it and i have the hickups from swallowing air and one of my teeth hurts but

October's Midpoint

i didn't like the taste of this crappy soda so i froze it and cut off the bottle and now i have a giant crappy soda flavored popsicle with no stick and i dont know what to do with it other than wait for it to thaw and turn it back into crappy soda

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Thirsty Thursday

Ross: I keep wondering if every now and then a scientist fucks some animal just to see if it's true.
Ross: Then kills the ensuing horseboy.
Pete: Well you can't do that because the sperm and eggs are different in size and chemistry but if you just use standard cloning techniques to transfer the DNA, then why the hell not.
Pete: Pigs would be a likelier candidate, I'm guessing... we can already exchange organs with them.
Ross: Yep.
Pete: Rich chicks are going to start using their ova and their boyfriends' sperm to impregnate a sow so they can keep their girlish figures.
Pete: Can you imagine coming into the world via a pig's vagina? What effect would that have on a person.
Pete: What if the pig escaped into the wild while still pregnant and they couldn't find it?
Pete: What if it got captured by a pig farmer and butchered?
Pete: And when they cut off the chops they'd find a human fetus in its uterus.
Pete: What if it was extremely late-term and the fetus survived.
Pete: Would you still want to eat it?

Ross: I'd eat the placenta.

Friday, October 06, 2006


and also tgfp, which means "thank grandparents for parents"

my parents took me out for dinner tonight because i helped my grandpa get his computer working. they let me order the most expensive item on the menu and it was called "steak porto". i think it should have been called "steak porno" because it was like the steak and i were sharing something intimate when i ate it

Monday, October 02, 2006

yom kippur

i am a jewish person so i fasted. i am updating this anyway to tell you all that fasting is hard. here is a drawing of nothing, which is what i ate. :(